As a committee of esteemed and highly qualified experts in the field of feline conundrums, we have established the following methodology for dealing with the unique challenges of Cat-Las Vegas:
1. Identify the problem: Is it a lack of catnip, an overabundance of laser pointers, or a poorly maintained scratching post?
2. Analyze the situation: Consider the feline perspective: are they seeking attention, comfort, or simply plotting world domination?
3. Develop a plan: Implement a series of subtle yet firm measures to address the issue, including but not limited to: increasing catnip supplies, redirecting laser pointers to a more constructive outlet, and strategically placing scratching posts in high-traffic areas.
4. Execute the plan: Put the plan into action, ever-vigilant for any signs of feline discontent or rebellion.
5. Evaluate and adjust: Continuously monitor the situation, making adjustments as necessary to ensure optimal feline well-being and human servitude.
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